Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
You may not drive barefooted.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Love the one about the laughter-inducing fake moustaches in church. But I gotta know, what's the legal term for "booger?"
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know the back story on each and every one of them. I just can't stop wondering how they came about...!
ReplyDeleteLOL...makes you think about the people that make the laws!! Happy TT.
ReplyDeleteYep, those are dumb all right. Have a great TT. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting to imagine that state legislators actually spent time drawing up, debating and passing those laws.
ReplyDeleteI like the mustaches in the church ! Would be funny !
ReplyDeleteNo masks in public? No Halloween? No Mardi Gras? Oh dear....
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Incestuous marriages are legal but boogers may not be flicked into the wind?? Definitely dumb laws!
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You gotta wonder about the booger and the ice cream cone laws.
ReplyDeleteI think its Minnesota, or Wisconsin, but it is illegal to cross the river while carrying a duck on your head.
LOL. Those were great. I had no idea incestuous marriages were still legal...that just opens the floor to all sorts of fun, doesn't it?
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Of course the train might save the state a little money if it catches you putting salt on the tracks!
ReplyDeleteAnd, I suppose it's okay to wear a fake mustache to church as long as no one laughs at you?
Great TT!
How dum.
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Oh dear hmm How many have you broken?
ReplyDeleteOh darn! I love carrying my ice cream cones in my back pocket. I'd better not forget and do that if I visit AL. :)
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