TT - Q & A

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
No changes occur.

What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

No? Good!

Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?

No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?

Who cares?

Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach?

Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them, but you never see them.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?

A doberman pinscher.

What's the definition of a lawyer?

A mouth with a life support system.