Dumb City Laws in Colorado

Alamosa
1. Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
2. Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
3. To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
4. Persons may not urinate in public.
Arvada
5. Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Aspen
6. Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Boulder
7. It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
8. It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
9. Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
10. Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
Colorado Springs
11. It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Cripple Creek
12. It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Denver
13. The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.