1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?"
7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" A: "Yes." Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
11. Q: "She had three children, right?"A: "Yes." Q: "How many were boys?" A: "None."Q: "Were there any girls?"
12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes." Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?" A: "I went to Europe, Sir." Q: "And you took your new wife?"
I love these!! Did he kill you? Hahahaha! Thanks for that...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for the chuckle! Nice lits:)
ReplyDeleteVery entertaining. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta love those lawyers! :)
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I swear I wasn't present when my picture was taken ! I only died from laughter. Please sent your condolences I will answer !
ReplyDeleteHahaa..*laugh*..thanks for sharing..
ReplyDeleteThis is FABULOUS. I loved 4, 10, 11, 12!!!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! Those are great!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness--so funny! My TT about Ireland is up.
ReplyDeleteDid he kill you?? LOL That KILLED me!!! :)
ReplyDeleteas for number 11, hermaphrodite is the third sex, maybe that mom was really unlucky.
ReplyDeletegosh maybe all this law school crap will be worth it.
As a paralegal - I can truly appreciate the humor!!! Fantastic TT.
ReplyDeleteToo funny....you got to love lawyer humor.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a lawyer to me (smile)!!
ReplyDeleteRead this b4 - Love. It. Great post for TT - happy happy :0
ReplyDeleteDid He Kill You?
ReplyDeleteI love it
SJR
The Pink Flamingo
http://thepinkflamingo.blogharbor.com/blog
I've missed seeing your posts.
ReplyDeleteThese are great, as usual.
Have a great T13
definitely stalling while the brain catches up to the mouth:>
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, how hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS! Thanks for making my day! You have a great one as well!
ReplyDeleteThose were hilarious...thats all I can say.
ReplyDeleteHappy TT!