Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008

What Lawyers say in court...

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"


2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"


3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"


4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"


5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"


6. "Did he kill you?"


7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"


8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"


9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"


10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" A: "Yes." Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"


11. Q: "She had three children, right?"A: "Yes." Q: "How many were boys?" A: "None."Q: "Were there any girls?"


12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes." Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"


13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?" A: "I went to Europe, Sir." Q: "And you took your new wife?"

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

WW



Happy Wordless Wednesday!!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

New Meaning of Cross Examination...

Happy WW everybody!!