Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A: Other lawyers look interested.
Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
A: Because they�re used to doing all of their lying indoors.
Q: What happened to the banker who went to law school?
A: Now she�s a loan shark.
Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
A: Law school.
Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.
Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can�t understand a word of it.
Q: What's worse than pleading guilty to murder?
A: Getting jail time and getting robbed--hiring an attorney to defend you.
Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.
Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.
Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers� word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
15 comments:
Hehehe... vampires and law school...
I love them all. Awesome list. Have a great TT. :)
This profession affords so much laughable material...
I'm also laughing at the vampires and law school one!
What song was it that did "lawyers in love"... (don't ask me why I thought of that - but bet you have the answer...)
Smiles,
Holly
Something tells me you won't run short of material any time soon for TTs :-)
I thought you could tell a lawyer was lying because his mouth was moving... Or was that a Clinton/Bush joke?
So, is a Senator gone bad called President? Great TT.
Funny list!
LMAO...Happy TT.
Hahaa..thanks for the laugh..(I look forward to them every thur)
OMG! LOL Funny list here! :D
Mine is up here;
Thursday Thirteen
Happy TT!
This is so funny. I love your jokes.
I am laughing so hard here!!!
LOL
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
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Raggedy
This is one of the funniest lists I've read in a long time. Thanks for sharing and have a great TT.
"Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can�t understand a word of it."
That one feels right to me. -smile-
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