A prominent young attorney is on his way to court when he gets hit by a bus.
Suddenly he finds himself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter.
" This has to be a mistake!" exclaims the lawyer. " I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"
St. Peter replies, "Gee, that’s funny. Based on the number of hours you’ve billed to clients we thought you had to be at least 105."
Suddenly he finds himself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter.
" This has to be a mistake!" exclaims the lawyer. " I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!"
St. Peter replies, "Gee, that’s funny. Based on the number of hours you’ve billed to clients we thought you had to be at least 105."
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A prominent surgeon is involved in a car accident. When the EMS arrives, they recognize the doctor. "Doctor, are you alright?"
"How should I know, I'm a doctor, not a lawyer!"
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