What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
No changes occur.
What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
No changes occur.
What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other lawyers look interested.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
Who cares?
Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach?
Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie still.
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?
A doberman pinscher.
What's the definition of a lawyer?
A mouth with a life support system.
15 comments:
:D hahhahahahaha
I LOVE it!
Thanks for sharing.
Happy TT!
LMAO....too funny. Thanks for the laugh:)
Goodness, some of those are harsh. Funny as anything, though!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Happy TT!
...not enough sand!! Awesome, Loved it.
Funny site! Happy T13!
Bahahahahaha . . . some new ones and a couple variations on old ones. I can use these. Thanks.
Hysterical, as always.
LOL Great stuff!
ROFL. I used to work for an attorney. So this is exceedingly funny.
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I so needed those jokes today. Great TT!
ROTFLOL!
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
ROFLOL! Um, I'm pretty sure this is the same way you get an obnoxious distant relative out as well (What with making the guest bed up for them out on a thick limb and all).
Blessings,
~Toni~
Great fun...
haha. that's funny, and I love your WW cartoon!
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