The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
The bucket.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.
What's the difference between God and an attorney?
God doesn't think he's an attorney.
What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
Lawyers have removable wing tips.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Q: What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.
16 comments:
Oh no!! Too funny...loved th eone about the skidmarks in front of the dead dog! lol!!
Hysterical! I'll have to share these with my lawyer hubby!
Those are great!
Happy TT.
You're still making me laugh...its great to have a sense of humor about your profession:) Happy TT.
Great list!
OMG, thanks for the laughs!
Too funny!
I can appreciate these....I was a paralegal for many years.
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Bwahahahahah. I know a lot of attorney's and this is so true. Bwahahahahah. Very well done. Have a great TT. :)
Can you be sued for damaging the good reputation of lawyers? Thanks for the grins.
It's nice to know you have a healthy opinion of your profession.
SJR
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FunnY list! But then, I'm not a lawyer!
The lawyer and the terrorist! LOL
Happy TT!
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As usual, these are priceless. I have some people in the office in tears. Thanks for sharing a great sense of humor.
Have a happy TT
These are too funny!! As for the skidmarks before the dog, there can be accerlation marks in front of the lawyer. These are hard to tell the difference to the untrained eye. Heehee
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